{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
{"fact":"Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.","length":192}
{"fact":"The cat's clavicle, or collarbone, does not connect with other bones but is buried in the muscles of the shoulder region. This lack of a functioning collarbone allows them to fit through any opening the size of their head.","length":222}
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{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Pilica, Masovian Voivodeship","displaytitle":"Pilica, Masovian Voivodeship","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7194001","titles":{"canonical":"Pilica,_Masovian_Voivodeship","normalized":"Pilica, Masovian Voivodeship","display":"Pilica, Masovian Voivodeship"},"pageid":19831804,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/60/Pilica_woj_mazowieckie.JPG/330px-Pilica_woj_mazowieckie.JPG","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/60/Pilica_woj_mazowieckie.JPG","width":2048,"height":1536},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1284717689","tid":"d11b9a4e-151c-11f0-aee8-f9b58a617f51","timestamp":"2025-04-09T08:29:56Z","description":"Village in Masovian Voivodeship, Poland","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":51.80833333,"lon":21.25833333},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilica%2C_Masovian_Voivodeship","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilica%2C_Masovian_Voivodeship?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilica%2C_Masovian_Voivodeship?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pilica%2C_Masovian_Voivodeship"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilica%2C_Masovian_Voivodeship","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Pilica%2C_Masovian_Voivodeship","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilica%2C_Masovian_Voivodeship?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pilica%2C_Masovian_Voivodeship"}},"extract":"Pilica is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Warka, within Grójec County, Masovian Voivodeship, in east-central Poland. It lies approximately 4 km (2 mi) north-east of Warka, 28 km (17 mi) east of Grójec, and 50 km (31 mi) south of Warsaw.","extract_html":"
Pilica is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Warka, within Grójec County, Masovian Voivodeship, in east-central Poland. It lies approximately 4 km (2 mi) north-east of Warka, 28 km (17 mi) east of Grójec, and 50 km (31 mi) south of Warsaw.
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{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}