{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
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Lorenzo Cannone is an Italian professional rugby union player who primarily plays number eight for Benetton of the United Rugby Championship.
"}{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s hearing is better than a dog\u2019s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.","length":119}
{"fact":"Both humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion.","length":81}
{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why was the developer always calm?","punchline":"Because they knew how to handle exceptions.","id":442}
{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
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