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{"type":"standard","title":"Juan Carlos Onganía","displaytitle":"Juan Carlos Onganía","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q365326","titles":{"canonical":"Juan_Carlos_Onganía","normalized":"Juan Carlos Onganía","display":"Juan Carlos Onganía"},"pageid":339669,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/Juan_Carlos_Ongan%C3%ADa.JPG/330px-Juan_Carlos_Ongan%C3%ADa.JPG","width":320,"height":403},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/00/Juan_Carlos_Ongan%C3%ADa.JPG","width":347,"height":437},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283164929","tid":"3f868e4a-0da6-11f0-b7ae-6925dc41f708","timestamp":"2025-03-30T20:33:33Z","description":"35th President of Argentina","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Carlos_Ongan%C3%ADa","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Carlos_Ongan%C3%ADa?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Carlos_Ongan%C3%ADa?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Juan_Carlos_Ongan%C3%ADa"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Carlos_Ongan%C3%ADa","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Juan_Carlos_Ongan%C3%ADa","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Carlos_Ongan%C3%ADa?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Juan_Carlos_Ongan%C3%ADa"}},"extract":"Juan Carlos Onganía Carballo was President of Argentina from 29 June 1966 to 8 June 1970. He rose to power as dictator after toppling the president Arturo Illia in a coup d'état self-named \"Argentine Revolution\".","extract_html":"
Juan Carlos Onganía Carballo was President of Argentina from 29 June 1966 to 8 June 1970. He rose to power as dictator after toppling the president Arturo Illia in a coup d'état self-named \"Argentine Revolution\".
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{"type":"standard","title":"Khan al-Tujjar (Nablus)","displaytitle":"Khan al-Tujjar (Nablus)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6400111","titles":{"canonical":"Khan_al-Tujjar_(Nablus)","normalized":"Khan al-Tujjar (Nablus)","display":"Khan al-Tujjar (Nablus)"},"pageid":21454465,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/46/Khan_al-Tujjar_%28Nablus%291.JPG/330px-Khan_al-Tujjar_%28Nablus%291.JPG","width":320,"height":427},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/46/Khan_al-Tujjar_%28Nablus%291.JPG","width":2976,"height":3968},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1289571564","tid":"2ee70f48-2cd6-11f0-8aa8-61a6296ebdc3","timestamp":"2025-05-09T13:04:47Z","description":"Caravanserai in Nablus, Palestine","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khan_al-Tujjar_(Nablus)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khan_al-Tujjar_(Nablus)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khan_al-Tujjar_(Nablus)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Khan_al-Tujjar_(Nablus)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khan_al-Tujjar_(Nablus)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Khan_al-Tujjar_(Nablus)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khan_al-Tujjar_(Nablus)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Khan_al-Tujjar_(Nablus)"}},"extract":"Khan al-Tujjar is a 15th century caravanserai in the Palestinian city of Nablus. Situated in the Old City, it has been noted as the finest khan in the region.","extract_html":"
Khan al-Tujjar is a 15th century caravanserai in the Palestinian city of Nablus. Situated in the Old City, it has been noted as the finest khan in the region.
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